The New York Times, May 17, 2005
By MICHAEL ERARD
It's been years since Timothy Sellers, then a budding
naturalist, licked a slug. Now he writes pop songs about scientists
who were less absurd about their empiricism. Thirteen of them appear
on "26 Scientists: Volume 1, Anning to Malthus," a CD that
Mr. Sellers and his Los-Angeles-based band, Artichoke, recently released.
That's Mary Anning, the 18th-century Briton who assembled fossils
to support her family and who first discovered the ichthyosaur. As
in Artichoke's other songs, the one about Malthus mixes biographical
detail ("Thomas Robert Malthus/the second son of eight kids/grew
up with a stutter") with intellectual history ("with the
revolution/came a lot of high hopes/Malthus took a good look/uh-oh
uh-oh) and the primordial rock chords of G, D and C ("la la la
la la/la la la la la/la la la la la").
In the small but slowly accreting world of science-themed music, songs
tend to focus on processes and objects, as in Tom Lehrer's "Elements."
Mr. Sellers, a 37-year-old artist and set painter, wants to change
that balance, focusing on scientists "because people like to
listen to songs about people," he says.
Though he's not a scientist, Mr. Sellers pursued a major in physics
before switching to art at Williams College (where he and this reporter
became acquainted). It seems natural to him that someone would want
to dig up Mary Anning's past, Darwin's wandering attention span and
Einstein's sleeping habits, or take on the challenge of putting "geocentric,"
"Copernican" and "phlogiston" into pop songs.
The bigger challenge, Mr. Sellers says, was to "try to write
every song so that people would dig it."
He ends up with songs that draw scientists not as heroes or as mad
geniuses, but as ordinary people who befriended a new idea or two
and paid the costs of their passions. Most of the scientists he sings
about have been treated well by history: Einstein, Kelvin, Galileo,
Heisenberg, Darwin, Marie Curie and Joseph Lister. Others, like the
Dutch chemist Jan Ingenhousz, who investigated light, air and plants,
are more obscure.
Rock music, even of the indie persuasion, tends to avoid science.
The Pixies have a song about Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, builder of
the Eiffel Tower, and the celebrated geekiness of They Might Be Giants
produced "Particle Man" ("Particle man, particle man/doing
the things a particle can") and "The Sun Is a Mass of Incandescent
Gas," among other science-y songs. And the folk-pop duo Kate
and Anna McGarrigle made chemistry a metaphor for romance in "NaCl"
("Just a little atom of chlorine, valence minus one/Swimming
through the sea, digging the scene, just having fun"). Scientific
themes probably show up more often in music videos, as in Thomas Dolby's
1980's hit, "Blinded by Science."
In the late 1950's and early 1960's, Tom Lehrer, a mathematician-turned-entertainer
, contributed classic science songs like "The Elements"
("antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium"), "Wernher
von Braun" and "There's a Delta for Every Epsilon."
Around the same time, William Stirrat, an electronics engineer, co-produced
six albums of science songs for children ("Why Does the Sun Shine?"
and "Vibration"). Mr. Stirrat, whose songwriting nom de
plume was Hy Zaret, was better known as the person who wrote the lyrics
to "Unchained Melody."
Now, most science songs are written for middle school science students,
says Lynda Jones, a former teacher and a co-founder of the Science
Songwriters' Association in 1999. The association now has 40 members,
a mix of professional musicians and science teachers. Dr. Greg Crowther,
an acting lecturer of biology at the University of Washington and
an association member, has archived 1,800 songs about science on his
Web site.
The association also helps amateurs record their music, encourages
songwriters to fill out the song paradigm (marine biology lacks songs)
and keeps the science up to date.
Scientific accuracy is a big challenge, Ms. Jones says, interrupting
a telephone interview to sing a problematic lyric she adamantly opposes:
"Just one element is what an atom's made of."
"No, no, no, that's wrong," she says. "No scientist
talks that way." She often brushes up the science in her own
songs. At the recent meeting of the American Chemical Society, she
was reminded that electrons do not actually orbit the nucleus of the
atom, but vibrate in a cloud around it. "And I thought, well,
I have to change my song," she says.
In his quest to enshrine scientists in rock 'n' roll, Mr. Sellers
forced himself to choose just one for each letter of the alphabet.
"D" was crowded, but Darwin ("grandson of a poet, also
of a potter, was brought up by his sister") beat out da Vinci
and Doppler.
The list still provokes conversations about whom to include, but mixing
the well-known with the obscure was deliberate. "If I picked
all totally obscure scientists, people wouldn't go 'ah-hah' quite
so fast or at all," Mr. Sellers says. "I also like scientists
people know something about because they come with a context."
Finding women was also a challenge. Volume 1 includes Marie Curie
and Mary Anning; Volume 2 will have a song about the physicist Chien-Shiung
Wu, whose quip makes up the chorus: "There's only one thing worse
than coming home/from the lab to a sink that's full of dirty dishes
foam/and that's not going out to the lab at all."
Mr. Sellers also minds the accuracy of his songs. In some cases, he
explains, the song's structure "selects for" a certain line.
In the song about Dr. Wu, who died in 1997, he needed to add another
syllable to her conclusion that "parity was not conserved."
(In physics, "parity" hypothesizes that two symmetrical
systems will develop symmetrically. Dr. Wu and her colleagues showed
this wasn't the case.) The line, which now reads "parity was
not quite conserved," scans better - though it softens Dr. Wu's
claim.
If Mr. Sellers is self-congratulatory about anything, it's the band's
ability to rock. On a recent Sunday evening, Artichoke rehearsed in
the living room of Mr. Sellers's Los Angeles home, thick sheets of
foam hung over the windows to keep the Pixies-like guitar hooks and
bass riffs away from the neighbors.
This brand of garage psychedelia still finds room for an accordion
as well as the de rigueur theremin, played by the band's only real
scientist, Steve Collins, an engineer at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory
in Pasadena, Calif.
Their sound has won some notice, including a 2002 review in The Los
Angeles Times that praised the "inspired songwriting" and
"infectious indie pop."
Mr. Sellers grew up in upstate New York, the oldest son of back-to-the-land
parents who took to the woods and built an A-frame house with no electricity
or indoor plumbing. Mr. Sellers calls it his "Robinson Crusoe
childhood." He and his younger brother created their own natural
history society, where all the members were required to present their
discoveries.
Mr. Sellers's slug-licking episode occurred when he was 10 and was
helping his mother tend their garden tomatoes. As he removed slugs
from the plants, he recalled asking, "Why don't the birds eat
them?" Because they don't taste good, she replied. Disbelieving,
he picked up a slug and licked it, an act he quickly regretted: the
slug indeed tasted bad, and its slime burned his tongue. But he used
his data. He wrote about the experience to get into Williams, singing
the praises of first-hand exploration.

Stephanie Diani for The New York Times
Voice of America, July 13, 2005
By Gini Sikes
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Recently a major U.S. paper, The New York Times, declared
a new trend in music - songs about science. That's right, folk singers
and rock bands singing about physics, astronomy or molecular biology.
Just how big is this "trend?" And who is listening?
Galileo is just one of the scientists the Los Angeles band Artichoke
sings about on its CD, 26 Scientists, Volume One. The songs are biographical
sketches full of personal details about some of science's most famous
figures. For instance, Albert Einstein may have been a genius, but
he was a notoriously bad violin player. And Charles Darwin suffered
from a wandering attention span. The band also celebrates some lesser
known scientists, such as Joseph Lister - from whom a mouthwash "Listerine"
gets its name. Lister, as the father of antiseptic surgery, figured
out doctors needed to wash their hands.
Artichoke's founder and main songwriter, Timothy Sellers, chose a
scientist for each letter of the alphabet. Volume One goes from "A"
for Mary Anning, a paleontologist, to "M" for Thomas Robert
Malthus, famous for his Principle of Population.
"I tried to pick the one with the best story. When you find good
personal information it is really nice to grab onto it and try to
work that into a song - like Thomas Robert Malthus, the fact that
he had a stutter. And Galileo has the really sing-able name Galilei
Galileo, so you can't go wrong there," says Mr. Sellers.
Artichoke is hard at work on its VolumeTwo CD, picking scientists
for the remainder of the alphabet, which, says Mr. Sellers, can be
a challenge.
"X is coming up. I pretty much went with whoever was available.
X is Xenophanes. He was an ancient Greek, who was walking around in
the countryside and he saw fossils of fish on tops of mountains and
he thought, 'Hey this probably was ocean at one point and so there's
either a lot of time or a lot of change, or both.' I am very glad
he [his name] began with X," he says.
Although Mr. Sellers calls himself a lapsed physics major, having
once studied it in college, only one member of Artichoke works in
a science-related field, engineering. Yet there are enough actual
physicists, biologists and astronomers out there writing songs to
warrant a Science Songwriters' Association.
That's Walter Smith, associate professor of physics at Haverford College
in Pennsylvania, where he's known on campus for singing about physics
in his classroom.
"A lot of our tunes are set to well established folk melodies.
They are tunes that are not necessarily familiar to my students because
they are a younger generation but they just love the whole experience
about having a song sung to them about physics at all," he says.
Professor Smith began writing science songs with his wife in 2001
as a way to engage students. Then he started posting them on the Internet.
"I discovered there were a lot of songs about physics that are
out there on the web but they are completely unorganized, so maybe
I should be the one to do this. So I created this website Physicsongs.org
and the site has just sort of grown over the years. With that growth
I feel I have become the world's expert on physics songs," he
says.
And there is a wide variety of musical styles. Smith's preference
is folk, but if that is not yours, how about a cappella?
"The Chromatics are a group that that does a cappella songs about
astronomy. They are obviously very in the know because some of their
songs are about satellites that have not even been launched yet, these
are research satellites that are still in the planning phases, and
yet members of this group know about that. So they are pretty well
plugged," he says.
There is even something for cabaret fans.
"Lynda Williams at one point in her career was a show girl but
now is a physics instructor. Her style is more of a sultry cabaret
style so her songs are not really intended for use in the classroom,"
says Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith says that most science songs fall into one of two categories,
the first being educational.
"Then there is a different category of physics songs which are
really intended for the entertainment of physicists, so these would
be songs that are sung at physics picnics or at the opening of a new
facility. A lot of the song are just chock full of things that are
in-jokes to physicists," he says.
Physics picnics, who knew? Although their tunes about deuterons or
magnetic fields may never top any radio charts, these singing physicists
are evidence that outside of the lab, scientists just want to have
fun.
from radio station KUCI's music director, Kyle Olson
Artichoke - Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols by Artichoke (Greeen)
Previously, all I knew about this band is that KUCI had a copy of their album "20 Grit" which was covered in sandpaper and fucked up CDs around it and it sort of always twisted my biscuit. Now, when this album came, I learned they working on a two-album set of songs for Scientists (one for every letter of the alphabet). So far, they have one volume, Anning through Malthus, done. Now they put out an album which is, as the title suggests, a song-by-song cover of the famous Sex Pistols album. I was completely ready to pass it off as novelty, but you REALLY haven't heard "Pretty Vacant" until you've heard it sung over a ukulele. No joke: this is REALLY FUCKING GOOD. It's sort of folksy with great vocals, but with some more upbeat songs fused with electronics. "God Save the Queen" has a kazoo solo for Christ's sake. What will it take to sell you this?!
from Listen Up at usedwigs
What if…They Might Be Giants, Ween, and Camper Van Beethoven broke into Robert Pollard's studio with a stack of science textbooks and more than a few six-packs? I imagine you'd wind up with something sonically similar to Artichoke's latest. A fun and stylistically diverse collection of DIY pop-rock, this disc is the first of a proposed two based on the concept of stringing together 26 catchy musical biographies (one for each letter of the alphabet, of course) of historical scientists. That sounds way more highbrow than it actually comes across, though. From the cowboy swagger of "Einstein, Albert" to the percolating "Burbank, Luther," and from the megaphone-voiced rave-up "Galilei, Galileo" to the Beatle-chorused "Darwin, Charles Robert"," this is more School of Rock than science class. This should fit nicely next to the hotly anticipated 5-disc collection by Jay-Z addressing the elements of the periodic table. I hear that "Ununnilium" is particularly bangin'. Standout Tracks: "Malthus, Thomas Robert", "Fuller, Richard Buckminster", "Einstein, Albert", "Burbank, Luther" - RS
"26 Scientists, Volume One: Anning - Malthus." Sounds like a boring book? No way! Its an über-cool new album by the band ARTICHOKE. Featuring eclectic power-pop tunes, one written for a scientist for each letter of the alphabet, its brain-snappingly groovy. Could these folks be the next ARCADE FIRE?
"Luther Burbank is my new favorite song. The use of a spoken
voice in part of it, surrounded by a catchy beat, reminds me a little
of Beck."
-from Linda's review
of 26 Scientists over at SciScoop
"I was surprised by this cd... expected an annoying, ironic way too self-aware joke thing, but it's a pretty rocking indie pop album."
-Steve S. of WNUR 89.3 FM in Chicago
"Artichoke's "Einstein, Albert." Talk about Geek Rock!"
-the song appeared on Clark Boyd's The World's Technology Podcast #54
Few if any know what he means, but Mark "Flyingman" Caldwell of WAWL 91.5 FM says "It makes u ponder over your smooth and wrinkled college cafeteria peas. Fun loud GMO Punk well deserving of a "nobel" spin on the radio."
"A quirky combination of guitar pop, artiness,
strange imagery and great songs."
-Chad Kempfert, altmusic.about.com
"Am I the first one to get that "Abstract Red Adam" is about the
short story, "The Circular Ruins" by Jorge Luis Borges? Cool! Thumbs
up to 26 Scientists too, from a fellow traveler. "
-Lee
Evaporation review at EvilSponge
I thought, There must be a mistake. I examined the disc
cover top to bottom. There was no mention of what record label Artichoke
is on. I had already listened to EVAPORATION several times, and I
was shocked to find that this disc is self-produced. This is a bad-ass,
cool album. Where are the suits? Artichoke is a creative, smart, cool,
highly-marketable band. Admittedly, there is a little too much music
inspired by the teachings of Weezer-a trend I am sick to death of;
but Artichoke is at least taking time to twist it a bit and present
it in a new way. There are some LP-period touches on EVAPORATION.
There is the sound of children playing in the water on the song "Noah";
there is a nighttime soundscape on the song "More Spackling Tools".
Artichoke is smart-ass, artsy-fartsy cool. EVAPORATION is fabulous
fun.
-H. Barry Zimmerman
Los Angeles New Times
Critic's Choice
June 20-26, 2002
All heart: With their self-released disc Evaporation,
Artichoke has done the impossible: They've gorged themselves on the
Pavement/Pixies diet of '80s and '90s indie rock and managed to regurgitate
a sound that doesn't suck. Frontman Timothy Sellers sings/talks with
a laid-back Steve Malkmus monotone, and some of the guitar outros
could've been plucked from Trompe le Monde, but the inspired
songwriting avoids any been-there-done-that pitfalls. "I try
to write songs about stuff no one's written about yet," says
Sellers. That stuff includes everything from the construction of Noah's
Ark to his own band's demise and "geek rock epitaph." It's
infectious inde pop throughout and though nearly an hour in length,
the disc doesn't drag. A frequent request on KXLU, they had kids sitting
cross-legged and transfixed at that station's recent Fundrazor show
at the Knitting Factory. And now booker/curator Mike TV has made them
a welcome fixture at his Launchpad East the last Tuesday of every
month at Mr. T's Bowl.
-Bob Powers
Artichoke is Geek Rock
by Steve Jones, Silver Lake Press
Wednesday, May 15, 2002
Artichoke
Evaporation
Self-Produced
The artichoke is an interesting food. To most people,
it is an exotic plant that seems scarcely edible. Having grown up
on the stuff, I know that as you peel away the thorny leaves, you
eventually get to a meaty heart. Artichoke the band is nothing like
that. They are more like a pomegranate or better yet corn (most definitely
not Korn). [Editor's note: Please, no food metaphors in CD reviews].
Well, what's someone to do when reviewing a band named for something?
I mean, I'm sure Pavement got a few reviews that said "band hits
the ground running" and I'm sure Weezer was said to write "anthems
for the asthmatic." But not in this paper, I take it. So forget
that this band is named Artichoke. Let's give them a new name: how
about the Doomed, or Lies and Betrayals. You pick.
I first stumbled on to Artichoke at Canter's Kibitz
room. I thought they were a Pavement cover band. It was around the
time that we were all mourning the demise of Pavement, so I was happy
to see a new fresh-faced band picking up the torch. The next time
I saw Artichoke, they had graduated to Spaceland. I met the singer,
Timothy Sellers, who is a soft-spoken, thoughtful guy from the Catskills
Mountains. We both admitted that the Stephen Malkmus album was pretty
good and he mentioned that Artichoke's CD was now available.
The CD, "Evaporation," is a departure from
those earlier days when I first saw the band. Their songwriting has
matured into that stream of consciousness gibberish that sticks in
your head for days. The music's got that electricity that early Weezer
had.
In the song "Mix Tape" Sellers sings, "I'm
telling you what we want inscribed as a geek rock epitaph / I'm in
a band in a band that you'll never hear."
Let's prove them wrong.
"Evaporation" by Artichoke is available
at Rockaway Records in Silver Lake and Amoeba Records in Hollywood.
Artichoke will be playing at Mr. T's Bowl on Tuesday, May 28the at
10:30 pm.

KXLU Fundrazor, reviewed in the Los Angeles Loyolan (5/1/02)
[caption: Artichoke, a four-piece emo band, saw action in the Alterknit
Lounge. Fundrazor attendees sat crossed-legged in appreciation as
the room resonated with the band's unique sound.]